Seafood was overcooked.
Service was poor.
Pasta was bland.
Alcohol was too expensive and being over consumed by the staff.
Building looks very old and in poor maintenance.
Charlie appears to be going senile and asks for payment repetitively but then doesn't like reaching into his wallet to pay out change. Yes, all the takings go straight into his wallet and not the cash register. Be interested to know how much tax he's paying.

Approximate cost: $25