Service: Check-in at bar - staff disinterested
Room: old, grotty, probably suit rough crowd.
Fixtures/facilities: broken, missing bits. My little barfridge was going thru a new ice-age, giant iceberg takes up entire space.
Bathroom: old and crappy
TIP: turn toilet fill tap off at night if any sleep wanted.
Parking: Unlit at night, big pot holes, dark, dangerous at night and if raining
TIP: take a torch