I sometimes go to Easts to watch sports on the big screen and Artie's is the nearest eating area. The steak sandwich was like dry leather. Inedible. Next time was the worst burger that I had ever not eaten. It was like someone had left the meat patty on the grill and had forgotten that it was there for a few hours. It was like a hockey puck. The bun had been heated but it was old. Couldn't cut it with a steak knife. On the third occasion, I thought, "How could they possibly stuff up hot chips?" The cook must have Alzheimers because they left the fries frying for too long. They came out like an open packet of potato straws.

Approximate cost: $20